A guest speaker is trying to make himself heard over the racket of a boisterous rugby club dinner.  He complains to the president sitting next to him, ‘It’s so noisy I can’t hear myself speak.’  ‘I wouldn’t worry about it,’ replies the president.  ‘You’re not missing anything.’

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand

Think

I used to think the brain was the greatest organ in the human body, then I relised, ‘Hey! Look what’s telling me that!’  Emo Phillips

Lead

I thought at one point I could see the light at the end of the tunnel but it turned out to be my manager with a torch bringing me some more work

I don’t work here I’m a consultant.

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